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Russian New Year Wish....

It would have been depraved of me to deprive my
non-Russian speaking friends this information!:)
As far as the holidays go in Russian speaking
culture, Novyi God (New Year) would be at least as major there
as Christmas is in the West...
The Caption on the above picture
translates as follows:
" So you should
live like this this!:) " ( Shob
Wy Tak Zhily!)
Caviar symbolizes prosperity in
Russian Culture, and the wording, " So
you should live like this this!:) " has
Ukrainian-Odessa-Jewish-Yiddish-hypster slant in it... At least
that's my take on it... It's even spelled in Ukrainian, which can
sometimes be identical to Russian, except for a few letters.
Here is why that Happy New Year Caption is so
humorous, at least to me!!!
"So you should" is how one can
start a curse, bad wish in Russian. Below are just some examples
roughly translated, followed by the Russian version, and its transliterated
pronounciation, in case you want to impress your Russian speaking
friends:)!:)!:) And trust me, I could provide a stand
up comedy context for each of the following expressions,
but then this page would get out of hand:)!
- So you should die - Шоб ты здох - Shob ty zdoh
- So you should be cursed - Шоб ты был проклят -
Shob ty byl proklyat
- So you
should break your every bone - Шоб ты себе все
кости поломал - Shob ty sebe vse kosti polomal
- So you should go mute - Шоб ты онемел -
Shob ty oynemyel
- So you should go deaf - Шоб ты оглох -
Shob ty оglohk
- So you should blow up - Шоб ты лопнул -
Shob ty lopnool
- So you should shit all over yourself -
Шоб ты обосрался - Shob ty obosralsya
- So this should stand across (block) your throat -
Шоб тебе поперёк горла стало - Shob tyebe poperyok gorla stalo
I.e. all the typical "loving" stuff
people say to each other when they fight:)! But don't be fooled
by the blunt mean surface of those expressions! Many times they
are used as tongue-in -cheek, reverse psychology way! Kind of like -
"You suck!" - meaning - "I like it", or "That's
Bad" -- meaning "That's good"!
Also, having both Read and Black Caviar makes
it even more pleasingly vulgar, yet hip and naughty...
Also worth noting is the kind of bread
that this caviar is being served on! It's not a typical Black
Bread, pumpernickel,
or
White Bread, but a typical Double Burger Bun! Thus the "implication" might
be -- a Life outside of the former Soviet
Union, which would be an euphemism for Freedom years ago,
or specific to a time when the first MacDonald's opened in Moscow,
around 1990?, where the line stretched for blocks, with about 3
hours wait... I am not kidding you! Nowadays, MacDonald's is not
a big deal there...
Obviously, everyone's got their "joe", "thing"...
That caviar and New Year Wish implies: if only you have that
Caviar Sandwich - you "made it", you are a "made
guy", you are a success, and all your
problems are solved!
Another example of similar "vibe" is
this expression, since it has "food overtones":
Он её купал в Птичьем Молоке! - Оn yeyo koopal
v pteechyem molokye - He bathed her in Bird Milk...
My understanding of that expression is that a
guy really took care of his woman. Comes to think of it -- does
Bird Milk even exist? Maybe that "Bird Milk" alone is the essence
of that expression? - i.e. that "the guy" would do anything
for his woman?! And thus, it looks like Bird Milk is another symbol
of prosperity in Russian language, cause it's unattainable, since
it doesn't even exist...
Having fun in any language is The Arkady
Way, if you haven't noticed yet:)! Feel free to discuss this with
your Russian speaking friends! You and them might have
fun too!
When other Linguistic Pearls
come to mind, I might add them to this page...
It's just that some expressions can be really funny, and culturally
revealing! A sin not share! But hey, as much as it is fun for me
to share this with whomever, it's not like I am looking to get
a Russian Language Professor gig somewhere! Plus, I bet that there
is a lot of material on this topic available online already!
Oy!, and I promised myself not to get this explicid,
coy, cute and wordy!
Anyway, feel free
to Bookmark this page and share it with your Russian speaking friends.
And while at it, tell
them about Arkady's
Russian Movies Page! They will love it! Sorry it's all in Russian,
and no subtitles!
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